A tossed bowl is decided by the noodle, not the sauce

A tossed noodle bowl has no broth to hide behind, so the sauce has to sit on the noodle — and the noodle decides how much it takes. This tool fixes the three variables that matter: noodle type, flavour direction and dry weight. It returns grams, spoons, the order to mix, and a warning when the pairing fights itself, because rice noodles drink liquid and wide hand-rolled noodles push it away.